Well, I'm black and blue
  From kickin' myself
  For givin' you up to somebody else
  Just treatin' you human is all I had to do
  
  I got corns walkin' the floor
  My shoes are all worn
  And the carpets half torn
  I'm kickin' myself
  'Til I'm black and blue
  
  Child, I'd be so happy
  If you come back again
  I've been getting slappy
  From all this punishment
  
  Well, I'm runnin' away
  Is it doing me harm
  Go and spend my days on a funny farm
  If I can't spend them being close to you
  'Cause I'm kickin' myself
  It's making me black and blue
  Over you