If you wrote a book with a page for
  each memory
  And put it in hardback for people to buy
  The critics would laugh, yeah they'd call
  it ridiculous
  And sit around waiting for Porky to fly
  
  The truth is stranger than fiction
  And I must believe what I see
  But the truth is stranger than fiction to me
  
  If they made a film of the book of the memory
  With Bobby De Niro and Demi De Moore
  You'd sit in your seat with your popcorn
  and chocolate
  And wonder aloud at the point of it all
  
  The truth is stranger than fiction
  And I must believe what I see
  But the truth is stranger than fiction to me
  
  If it can happen it will happen it has
  happened already
  If you don't understand, no reason and
  no rhyme
  Don't ask why
  
  If someone had told you you'd be where
  you are today
  You'd of thought they were crazy and laughed
  in their face
  And I never thought I would long for the
  memory
  I never thought I would get to this place
  
  But
  The truth is stranger than fiction
  And I must believe what I see
  But the truth is stranger than fiction to me
  The truth is stranger than fiction to me