Met her in a tittie bar, she got me fully drunk
  I never even got that bitch's name
  woke up in a tub of ice with staples in my back
  I swear i've never been in so much pain
  my kidney
  hey someone stole my kidney
  who's got my fucking kidney
  my fucking kidney
  I made my way to the door, there I found a note
  I opened it and this is what it said
  "If you are still alive when you read these words
  call 911 or soon you will be dead!"
  my kidney
  hey someone stole my kidney
  who's got my fucking kidney
  'my fucking kidney