Ha danger
  Its contrast mc vapour
  U ready for the London raver
  Ready for the danger
  And contrast
  Who wants to be a mini-millionaire
  Whos gonna gonna vote for the London major
  Its vapour the cuddly cuddly care bear
  An I do a better job than Tony Blair
  L-O-N-D-O-N's had a fair share of London every day wear an tear
  Vapour and share
  Funny old pair
  When we're out all the public stare
  Everyday life in year 2000
  Mc Vapour lyrical accountant
  Other MC's? Good point what about them
  So many ‘bout just can't count ‘em
  House of Lords, House of Commons
  Went an had a look an it's full of old wrong'ns
  Ever so boring in no way modern
  I was guna join in but I thought na sod'em
  Too that hating
  Wanna see me legs amutated
  Castrated, terminated
  Cos u think I'm overrated
  I stand out