On a West Coast Station
  There was a US congressman,
  He was a guest on a talkshow,
  On the subject of language,
  And he said,
  
  And he said,
  
  "I am a great one,
  For giving people their due,
  But you have to draw the line some times.
  And when I look up ahead,
  I can only see one world,
  And it's a world without interpreters and phrasebooks, because
  
  The Queen's English was good enough for Jesus Christ,
  And it's good enough for me.
  The Queen's English was good enough for Jesus Christ,
  And it's good enough for me."
  
  Julius Ceaser when he
  Stepped onto the shore,
  He didn't do some raindance, he just
  Said it plain he said:
  "I came, I saw and I conquered."