(Deck the halls with boughs of holly fa la la la la la la la la)
    (Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la la)
    
    Outside the carolers start to sing
    I can't describe the joy they bring
    Cause joy is something they don't bring me
    
    My girlfriend is by my side
    From the roof are hanging cickles of ice
    Their whiny voices get irritating
    It's Christmas time again
    
    So I stand with a dead smile on my face
    Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
    Oh god I hate these Satan's helpers
    
    And then I guess I must've snaped
    Because I grabbed a baseball bat
    And made them all run for shelter
    
    It's Christmas time again
    It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
    I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
    You people scare me
    Please stay away from home
    If you don't wanna get me down
    Just leave the presents and let me be alone.
    
    Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
    Cause the cops came and arrested me
    They had an unfair advantage
    
    And even though the jail didn't have a tree
    Christmas came a night early
    Causes a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package (hot damn)
    
    It's Christmas time again
    It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
    I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
    You people scare me
    Please stay away from home
    If you don't wanna get me down
    Just leave the presents and let me be alone
    
    I won't be home
    I won't be home for Christmas
    I won't be home
    I won't be home for Christmas (please postmark it)
    I won't be home
    I won't be home for Christmas (please postmark it)
    I won't be home
    I won't be home for Christmas (please postmark it)
    I won't be home
    I won't be home for Christmas (please postmark it)
    I won't be home
    I won't be home for Christmas