Ashes To Ashes And Funks To Funky
  Daddy Long Legs Is A Mean Ass Honky
  And Jimmy Pop Ain't No Heiny Hobbit Gaybe
  Ain't No Big Meaty Chunks In My Thick Brown Gravy
  Cause I'm The Loch Ness The Loch Ness The Loch Ness Monster
  Jerry's Kids Are Knockin' At My Door, "Could You Be A Sponsor?"
  Tiny Bubbles In My Tub Pull My Finger Lawrence Welk
  If You Wanna Look Like Rocky Dennis Better Drink Your Milk
  When I'm Feeling Oriental I Gotta Rub My Chin
  Gonna Hold My Water In Like I'm Gunga Din
  So Have A Taste Of My Bass Cause The Girlies Got Smiles
  You Get On My Case Like The Rockford Files
  Crazy Eddie In The Slammer Cause He's Giving It All Away
  John Boy In The Barn With A Horse In The Hay
  No Rhyme No Reason No Job No Class
  And We Don't Go Near The Ghetto Cause They'd Shoot Our Ass
  Go Go Yeah Yeah Huh What?
  I'm A Legend In My Spare Time
  If You Ain't Ever Been To The Suburbs
  Don't Ever Come To The Suburbs
  Cause You Wouldn't Understand The Suburbs
  Cause I'm A Huskin' A Huskin' A Huskin' Your Corn
  I'm As Deep As The Plot To A Gay Porn
  So Uh-Oh Spaghettios I Forgot To Hide Away The Body
  I Know That She's A Hotty But Damn That Girl Could Party
  So Come To Me Momma It Ain't No Crime
  I'm The Skilled Love Doctor Growlin', "What's Your Sign?"
  I Did The Flamin' Waffle With Ho Chi Min
  Your Girl's A Dollar Bill We Don't Know Where She's Been
  J.F.K.'S Head Is A Puzzle And Your Woman Needs A Muzzle
  Barbara Eden In The Bottle And Now I'm Gonna Guzzle
  You're Too What? Shy Shy Huh What?
  Hush Hush Yea? I Knew Why
  Cause We're Playing The Palladium You Can't Get On Star Search
  Daddy Legs Standing Tall He Can Do The Funky Lurch
  And Jimmy Jimmy Pop Is Short For Jimmy Jimmy Popular
  You Know I Know You Know Your Not The Tough Guy That You Thought You Were
  Go Go Yeah Yeah Huh What?
  I'm A Legend In My Spare Time
  Cause I Wopbobaloobop
  Ha Cha Cha Chatch
  Come Lick My Balls
  Vive La My Crotch
  Cause Your Daddy Thinks I'm Lazy Your Momma Thinks I'm Crazy
  But Neither Of Them Know That You Are Carrying My Baby
  And I'm The Amos I'm The Andy I'm The Sticky Aunt Jemammy
  I Gave You Mouth To Mouth Like Resuscitation Annie
  It Takes Two Of Us To Do This Like Dean Martin Jerry Lewis
  And Your Throat Is Swollen Gloryholen' Ya Blew Us
  George Burns' Pacemaker Beats Steady Slow And Low
  That's Why We Got More Hits Then A Dealer At A Dead Show
  Go Go Yeah Yeah Huh What?
  I'm A Legend In My Spare Time