It was in the local paper: "We will cure your every phobia
  At Devil Lake Sanitarium
  We will make you feel you're right at home"
  
  No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights
  We can recreate paradise
  And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing
  
  It only took about a minute's time
  For poor old Harry to make up his mind
  So he headed for Devil Lake, knowing doctors were awaiting him
  
  No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights
  We can recreate paradise
  And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing
  
  HARRY:
  "My name is Harry and I am from the country side
  I'm looking for a doctor, Eastmann is the name"
  
  Dr. EASTMANN:
  "We welcome you with open arms
  We've all been looking forward to having you here
  At Devil Lake Sanitarium
  You must always sign a special paper first"
  
  HARRY:
  "I will sign anything, just to get rid of my fears
  I just want to live a life, where do you want me to sign?"
  
  Dr. EASTMANN:
  "Right here on the dotted line
  This will give me the freedom I need for you
  At Devil Lake Sanitarium
  You know we are the very best at what we do... Oh Yes!"
  
  Now that we have got his signature
  I think it's time to start the Eastmann cure
  So put him in the straight
  I think Room 17 is still our whitest room
  
  No more sleepless nights, no more unpleasant sights
  We can recreate paradise
  And you don't even have to sacrifice a thing