Be wise, be fair, be sure, be there, behave, beware
  
  Be wise, be smart, behave my heart
  Don't upset your cart, when she's so close
  Be soft, be sweet, but be descreet
  Don't go off your feet
  She's too close for comfort
  
  Too close, too close for comfort, no, not again
  Too close, too close to know just when to say "when"
  
  Be formal, be fair, be sure, beware
  On your guard, take care
  When there's such temptation
  
  One thing leads to another
  Too late to run for cover
  Much too, too close for comfort
  
  Be wise, be fair, be sure, be there
  
  Put on your old thinking cap boy
  'Cause if you don't look out you
  Can find that you are much too
  You're too close for comfort
  
  You're heading for a messed hat boy
  The first thing that you know she
  Will have you up that old tree
  She's too close for comfort
  (too close, to-oo close, too close...)
  
  Be formal, be fair, be absolutely sure, beware
  On your guard, take care
  When there's such temptation
  
  One thing leads to another
  Too late to run for cover
  Much too, too close for comfort
  
  One thing leads to another
  Too late to run for cover
  Much too, too close for comfort
  
  One thing...One thing leads to another
  Much too too close for comfort now
  
  Be wise, be fair, be sure,
  be there, behave, beware
  She's too close, too close for comfort now