Boat drinks
  Boys in the band ordered boat drinks
  Visitors scored on the home rink
  Everything seems to be wrong
  
  Lately newspapers mentioned cheap airfare
  I gotta fly to St. Somewhere
  I'm close to bodily harm
  
  20 degrees and the hockey game's on
  Nobody cares, they're way too far gone, screaming
  
  Boat drinks, something to keep 'em all warm
  
  This morning I shot six holes in my freezer
  I think I've got cabin fever
  Somebody sound the alarm
  
  I'd like to go where the pace of life's slow
  Would you beam me somewhere, Mr. Scott
  
  Any old place here on Earth or in space
  You pick the century, I'll pick the spot
  
  But I know I should be leaving this climate
  I've got a verse but can't rhyme it
  
  I gotta go where it's warm
  
  Boat drinks
  Waitress, I need two more boat drinks
  Then I'm heading south 'fore my dream shrinks
  I gotta go where it's warm [I gotta go where it's]
  I gotta go where it's warm [I gotta go where it's]
  I gotta go where it's WARM!
  
  I gotta go where there ain't any snow
  Where there ain't any blow, 'cause my fins sink so low
  I gotta go where it's warm