So long Boss, knock 'em dead, don't worry 'bout a thing
  Wish that we could come along, we'd love to hear you sing
  The limo's here, your bags are packed, the list is by the phone,
  Me and Snake will watch your place and treat it like our own
  
  Look at all this liquor
  Look at all this food
  It's only gonna go to waste
  We're not really being rude
  But the good stuff's in his closet, I swear he wouldn't mind
  Hell, we''ll just shoot the lock off, I do it all the time
  
  We're gypsies in the palace, he's left us here alone
  The order of the sleepless knights will now assume the throne
  We ain't got no money, we ain't got no fight
  But we're gypsies in the palace, we got it all tonight
  
  There's damsels in distress out there and we got all this beer
  We'll free them from their condos and bring them over here
  We'll show them his gold records
  We'll play his music loud
  We'll party just like Bubba does
  We'll do the old man proud
  
  We're gypsies in the palace, there ain't no wrong or right
  We're gypsies in the palace, and we're going wild tonight.
  
  He's the greatest guy to work for, man, he's really cool
  Hey Snake, this party's getting dull, throw someone in the pool
  Hey, let's all take our clothes off and form a conga line
  Watch out for that broken glass, hey Snake, we need more wine
  
  We're gypsies in the palace, there ain't no wrong or right
  We're gypsies in the palace and we're raising hell tonight
  Oh, hi there Boss, what's goin' on?
  You say you're coming when?
  I'll send Snake to pick you tomorrow night at ten
  
  Everybody out of here, the show is closing down
  We've got to find someone to clean this up,
  He's coming back to town
  
  Hi there boss, we waxed your car, we raked and mowed your lawn
  We couldn't find enough to do in the short time you were gone
  
  Man it sure is peaceful here, you really got it all
  If you ever hit the road again, give me and Snake a call
  
  We're gypsies in the palace, he's left us here alone
  The order of the Sleepless Knights will now assume the throne
  We ain't got no money, we ain't got no right
  But we're gypsies in the palace, we got it all tonight
  
  Hello?
  Hey, Jimmy, it's Glenn
  Glenn, How ya doing?
  Fine man, I'm going on the road, do you know anyone who could house sit for me?
  I got these two great guys that look after my place man, they're the best.