No, you couldn't call Jesse a babe in the woods
  He's just weak in self-defense
  'Cause he's so thin skinned
  He can't take a joke at his expense
  "You're a push down window," says Rowdy Yates
  "I can run you up and down
  Anytime I want
  I can make you my dancin'--
  My dancin' clown!"
  You're my dancin' clown
  Dancin' dancin'
  My dancin' clown
  Dancin'
  You're my dancin' clown
  Dancin' dancin' dancin'
  My dancin' clown
  Rowdy Yates is as bold as Jove--
  He's all chide and snide and bluff--
  Stuck in the romantic tradition
  Of acting rough and tough
  "You're always charging thru," says Jesse
  Nervous, lookin' all around--
  To see who's seein' him bein' a dancin'
  A dancin' clown
  He's a dancin' clown
  Dancin' dancin'
  A dancin' clown
  Dancin'
  He's a dancin' clown
  Dancin' dancin' dancin'
  A dancin' clown
  Cherchez la femme
  Whenever love comes around
  Someone's a dancin' clown
  Cherchez la femme
  Whenever hearts start to pound
  Someone's a dancin' clown
  Down the street comes last-word Suzie--
  She's high yellow--lookin' top nice
  You hear the swoosh of jungle blades
  And the crackle of northern ice
  "Hot damn!" says Rowdy--lookin' up
  "Yum!" says Jesse lookin' down
  "How would you like to be her dancin'
  Her dancin' clown?"
  Be her dancin' clown
  Dancin' dancin'
  Her dancin' clown
  Dancin'
  Be her dancin' clown
  Dancin' dancin' dancin'
  Her dancin' clown
  Cherchez la femme
  Whenever love comes to town
  Someone's a dancin' clown
  Cherchez la femme
  Wherever hearts start to pound
  Someone's a dancin' clown