Well here we are now, we're playing a show
  Seems like we've got such a long way to go
  'cause we want to be big stars, don't you know
  19 seems so old,
  when I see a little girl that I want to hold
  she's so young, but that's alright
  'cause I still might take her home with me tonight
  and all the kids are jumping up and down
  been so long since I've seen a rude boy in this town
  'cause he traded in his strips for a Hawaiian shirt
  he's got his new Doc Martin's to kick the dirt, well
  I'm not old school (but I still wear my chucks)
  Probably always will ('cause our band really sucks)
  Want to make it big (is that so bad?)
  Want to be Reel Big Fish
  
  Wish I was Aaron, I'd take the stage
  All the little girl's would be amazed
  And the kids would listen to every word I say
  Wish I was Aaron (and I wish I was Scott)
  
  Well Reel Big Fish you know they've got it made
  Because they signed with the record company,
  they're going to get paid
  Well they mess up all the lyrics and they've got no style
  I say they're going to get it right but it might take a while
  So, don't touch that dial (I'm talking behind your back)
  Well I love the band, they're a great bunch of guys
  But looking at her brings tears to my eyes
  Said I'm watching her shake,
  she's going to give me a heart attack now, baby
  
  Wish I was Aaron, I'd take the stage
  All the little girl's would be amazed
  And the kids would listen to every word I say
  Wish I was Aaron (and I wish I was Scott)
  
  Promise I'll still sing
  When we get Reel big
  Won't forget our fans
  When we're your favorite band
  And I'd do anything that you want me to
  Just give me all you're money, I'll sing for you
  We'd sell out any day
  It's the American way (It was like that when I got here)
  
  Wish I was Aaron, I'd take the stage
  All the little girl's would be amazed
  And the kids would listen to every word I say
  Wish I was Aaron ( and I wish I was Scott)
  
  I wish I was Aaron, he's wishes he was Scott
  You know we wouldn't drink, and we wouldn't smoke pot
  We'd just play our hearts out every single night
  But if it doesn't happen soon, we're going to give up the fight