Hey, with your natty threads and your nifty dreads
  And your Dagenham royal swagger
  With your tricky spiels and your Cuban heels
  And the face of a carpet-bagger
  
  With your sweet cologne and your mobile phone
  And the moves of a desperado
  You will cut a swathe on your gangster's lathe
  And an overdose of bravado
  
  We see your double hip to the trippy tip
  And your searching every quarter
  You can throw more shapes than a jackanapes
  To someone's lovely daughter
  
  So dance little rude boy, dance
  Dance little rude boy, dance
  Dance little rude boy, dance
  You've got to know something
  
  Drive me to distraction
  Drive me really mad
  Drive me to the action
  Take me one more tad
  
  Drive me to the west wing
  Drive me to the right
  Drive me to the best thing
  That has happened to me all night
  
  Hey, you turned up trumps in your purple pumps
  And a little bit of made to measure
  With your shiny frock and your yellow socks
  You're addressing it to your pleasure
  
  With an urchin crop and a skimpy top
  You've got to have a good thing going
  With your lazy grace and your crazy face
  Who cares if your slip is showing?
  
  Now we can see you're hip to the mother ship
  When you pop into the north horizon
  You're the one who's having all the fun
  With everybody's eyes on
  
  So dance little rude girl, dance
  Dance little rude girl, dance
  Dance little rude girl, dance
  You've got to know something
  
  Make me go bananas
  Make me feel so right
  Take me to Navana
  And leave me there all night
  
  Make me hit the ceiling
  Send me round the bend
  Take me back to Ealing
  When the evening ends
  
  With your natty threads and your nifty dreads
  And your Dagenham royal swagger
  With your tricky spiels and your Cuban heels
  And the face of a carpet-bagger
  
  With your sweet cologne and your mobile phone
  And the moves of a desperado
  You will cut a swathe on your gangster's lathe
  And an overdose of bravado
  
  So dance little rude boy, dance
  Dance little rude boy, dance