(spoken intro.)
  This one’s for Julie, who we love
  I love her almost as I do Alma
  But we don’t do Alma no more
  It’s called ‘England’s Glory’. if you wanna sing
  Please sing
  
  There are jewels in the crown of England's glory
  And every jewel shines a thousand ways
  
  Frankie Howerd, Noël Coward and garden gnomes
  Frankie Vaughan, Kenneth Horne, Sherlock Holmes
  Monty, Biggles and Old King Cole
  In the pink or on the dole
  Oliver Twist and Long John Silver
  Captain Cook and Nelly Dean
  Enid Blyton, Gilbert Harding
  Malcolm Sargeant, Graham Greene (Graham Greene)
  
  All the jewels in the crown of England's glory
  Too numerous to mention, but a few
  And every one could tell a different story
  And show old England's glory something new
  
  Nice bit of kipper and Jack the Ripper and Upton Park
  Gracie, Cilla, Maxy Miller, Petula Clark
  Winkles, Woodbines, Walnut Whips
  Vera Lynn and Stafford Cripps
  Lady Chatterley, Muffin the Mule
  Winston Churchill, Robin Hood
  Beatrix Potter, Baden-Powell
  Beecham's powders, Yorkshire pud (Yorkshire pud)
  
  With Billy Bunter, Jane Austen
  Reg Hampton, George Formby
  Billy Fury, Little Titch
  Uncle Mac, Mr. Pastry and all
  Uncle mac, Mr. Patry and all
  
  allright england?
  g’wan england
  oh england
  
  All the jewels in the crown of England's glory
  Too numerous to mention, but a few
  And every one could tell a different story
  And show old England's glory something new
  
  Somerset Maugham, Top Of The Form with the Boys' Brigade
  Mortimer Wheeler, Christine Keeler and the Board of Trade
  Henry Cooper, wakey wakey, England's labour
  Standard Vanguard, spotted dick, England's workers
  England's glory