Well this yellow haired snake sits snug as a bug
  Got more angle than a toby jug
  Star lock hair pins, honey has faults
  Shows her legs when opportunity knocks
  Underneath her red sweater
  She's a big-deal go-getter
  There'll be some dramas inside your pajamas tonight
  Yer there's red eyed Ruby with her built up hips
  She's got nut crushing boobs and jam tart lips
  Says her angle is connections downtown L.A.
  When you know she's just a hustler from the boys' brigade
  Well she's the same old number
  She just looks like your mother
  There be salutations on you humble frillations tonight
  She's young. She's wealthy, she's far from healthy
  She does it up in Beverly Hills
  She wears a foam back bra, she drives her Daddy's car
  Has appeal to bend your will
  Oh! Nymphomanic nimrod, thigh-high boots
  Beat the hungry minions she planned
  Keep on trucking--think of all the fun you had
  Well you know there's such a lot of good ways to be bad