I've been watching your performance
  From the minute you got here
  you've been riding on your high horse
  But your motives are not clear
  You have filled up all the ashtrays
  And the carpets wearing thin
  I believe we both speak English
  Won't you kindly let me in
  Let me in all I want to do is help you
  Let me in, let me in, let me in
  
  You keep looking out the window
  You keep staring at the door
  Yeah and every time the phone rings
  You make frantic semaphore
  I'm a man that's used to trouble
  I've seen all the seven sins
  I'll even be your long lost uncle
  If you'll only let me in . ..
  Let me in all I want to do is help you
  Let me in, let me in, let me in
  
  You know they say a trouble shared's a trouble half way gone
  But bottle it inside and you'll explode
  I'd rather have your tears than nitro-glycerine
  So let me in I can take the load
  I can mend a heart that's broken
  Put a patch on your romance
  But I gotta have some detail
  Time and place and circumstance
  I'm a man that's used to trouble
  I've seen all the seven sins
  There ain't nothin' left to shock me
  But you gotta let me in . ..