You are the girl
  Somebody invented
  In a grim little office
  On Madison Ave.
  
  
  They were specific
  They made you terrific:
  Red lips;
  Blue eyes;
  Blonde hair;
  Un-wise --
  You're All-American,
  And, darling, they said so
  
  
  YOU'D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
  WOULDN'T YOU, BABY?
  YOU'D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
  WOULDN'T YOU, BABY?
  SINCE YOU HAVEN'T GOT A BRAIN,
  LET ME JUST EXPLAIN:
  ANY KIND OF PAIN
  IS NEVER A MAYBE
  
  
  Her head's full of bubbles;
  Her nose is petite!
  She looks like she never
  Gets nothin' to eat!
  
  
  She dines with actors,
  'N Wall Street characters:
  Dull talk;
  Nice clothes --
  See her?
  She blows --
  She's so important
  'Cause he gets to do talk shows --
  
  
  AND SHE'D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
  WOULDN'T YOU, BOBBY?
  SHE'D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
  WOULDN'T YOU, BOBBY?
  SINCE YOU HAVEN'T GOT A NAME,
  LET ME JUST EXPLAIN:
  ANY KIND OF PAIN
  IS PROBABLY HER HOBBY
  
  
  She has moves up now;
  She's come a long way --
  They give her bunches
  Of words she can say!
  
  
  When she's in a bold mood,
  "Confinement Loaf" sounds good --
  That's right,
  She's wrong!
  Let's end
  Her song
  
  
  (It seems she's everywhere
  We just can't escape her --
  Is this a miracle of pure evolution?
  And all the yuppie boys, they dream they will rape her --
  She brings the 80's
  To a thrilling conclusion!)
  
  
  YES, SHE'S EVERY BIT AS TAME AS ME,
  ISN'T SHE TENDER?
  YES, SHE'S EVERY BIT AS LAME AS ME,
  LET US REMEMBER,
  SHE GETS ONLY HALF THE BLAME
  ONLY HALF THE BLAME
  ONLY HALF THE BLAME
  UNLESS WE EXTEND HER --