One two, one two three four
  
  Alright, that's the melody
  Now, here it is with the mouth,
  As performed at Eva's wedding
  
  Come on Ruth, come on
  Ah, come on Ruth, sing along
  Come on Ruth, harmonize with him
  A-ren-ne-henna
  
  Okay,
  Achtung!
  One two, one two three four
  ...are wondering about
  It's a hit!
  Chester!
  ...shoe
  Chester
  Suzy
  Quattro
  Funky
  Take the towels
  We want you to take them to your country
  No, don't pay us for the towels
  We insist
  Towels
  Suitcase
  Get it through customs
  
  And now, here is way number three:
  With the feet!
  
  Hey!
  It's so modern
  
  Can't have any of that
  
  Later on we'll have a dance-contest
  And some lucky member of the audience
  Will win a quart of Finnish champagne!
  
  That's a good...
  That's a good...
  Just wanna see how long...
  Right! Okay
  
  Alright, now here it is, all the way through
  It's so exhilarating
  
  Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue!
  
  Hey! That's a good idea, isn't it
  
  Thank you!
  
  Thank you very much
  Thank you, and thank you
  And thank you some more
  And thank you very much
  And thank you
  And thank you
  Giddis, thank you, thank you...