THING-FISH:
  Don't look OB'DEWLLA! It's too horrible! I b'lieve de muthafucker 'bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance!
  
  HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
  Hey, good-lookin'!
  
  THING-FISH:
  See! I told ya!
  
  HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
  May I have this dance?
  
  THING-FISH:
  Muthafucker barf me right on outa here, AN' gag me wit a spoon!
  
  HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
  What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Do you come here often?
  
  THING-FISH:
  YOW!
  
  HARRY-AS-A-BOY: (singing)
  I got a girl with a little rubber head
  Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
  She never talk back like a lady might do
  An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through
  And her name is
  A-R-T-I
  F-I-C, I cry
  A-L, don't be shy!
  ARTIFICIAL RHONDA
  With the plastic pie
  
  Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face
  I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place!
  Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack
  'N I can poot it, I can shoot it till it makes her gack!
  And her name is
  A-R-T-I
  F-I-C, I cry
  A-L, don't be shy!
  ARTIFICIAL RHONDA
  With the plastic pie
  
  ENSEMBLE:
  De boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid
  Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo' he go t'bed
  He gonna grow up, 'n marry dat trash
  Wit a ugly rubber head, an' a 'flateable gash
  
  She jes' de kinda girl dis sucker might need
  He's a little bit dumb, peoples, yes indeed
  De boy wanna 'RHONDA', jeffo hisseff!
  She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
  She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
  She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'
  She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'