MY BABY'S GOT
  JONES CRUSHIN' LOVE
  JONES CRUSHIN' LOVE
  JONES CRUSHIN' LOVE
  WELL MY BABY'S GOT
  JONES CRUSHIN' LOVE
  JONES CRUSHIN' LOVE
  JONES CRUSHIN' LOVE
  SHE DON'T MERELY FIT LIKE A GLOVE--
  THAT LITTLE GIRL'S GOT THE JONES
  THAT LITTLE GIRL'S GOT THE JONES
  THAT LITTLE GIRL'S GOT THE JONES
  
  SHE'S TRYIN' TO
  GRIND UP MY JONES
  GRIND UP MY JONES
  GRIND UP MY JONES
  WELL, SHE'S TRYIN' TO
  GRIND UP MY JONES
  GRIND UP MY JONES
  GRIND UP MY JONES
  SHE DON'T EVER WANNA LEAVE IT ALONE
  SHE CAN PUSH; SHE CAN SHOVE
  TILL IT'S JUST A NUB
  JUST A NUB!
  JUST A NUB--
  
  HERE SHE COMES
  WITH HER RED DRESS ON
  STEAM SHOOTS OUT
  FROM THE SPRINKLERS ON THE LAWN
  THE EYES BE ROLLIN'
  ON THE CONCRETE FAWN
  (THE WIND CAN'T BLOW
  'CAUSE THE SKY IS GONE
  THE WIND CAN'T BLOW
  'CAUSE THE SKY IS GONE
  THE WIND CAN'T BLOW
  'CAUSE THE SKY IS GONE)
  
  JONES CRUSHER, JONES CRUSHER
  DEADLY JAWS, BETTER GET THE GAUZE
  SHE'S A JONES CRUSHER, JONES CHRUSHER
  DEADLY JAWS, BETTER GET THE GAUZE
  (ETC. AD LIB)