JIMMY CARL BLACK: (SINGING) MY NAME IS BURTRAM
  I AM A REDNECK
  ALL MY FRIENDS,
  THEY CALL ME BURT
  
  MARK & HOWARD: HI, BURT!
  
  JIMMY: ALL MY FAMILY
  FROM DOWN IN TEXAS
  MAKE THEIR LIVIN' DIGGIN' DIRT
  
  COME OUT HERE
  TO CALIFORNY
  JUST TO FIND ME
  SOME PRETTY GIRLS
  ONES I SEEN
  GETS ME SO HORNY
  RUBY LIPS
  'N TEETH LIKE PEARLS
  
  WANNA LOVE 'EM ALL
  WANNA LOVE 'EM DEARLY
  WANN PRETTY GIRL,
  I'LL EVEN PAY...
  I'D BUY 'EM FURS
  I'D BUY 'EM JEWELRY...
  I KNOW THEY LIKE ME,
  HERE'S WHAT I'LL SAY
  
  I'M LONESOME COWBOY BURT!
  (SPEAKIN' ATCHA!)
  COME SMELL MY FRING-Y SHIRT!
  (REEKIN' ATCHA!)
  MY COWBOY PANTS,
  MY COWBOY DANCE,
  MY BOLD ADVANCE
  ON THIS
  HERE
  WAITRESS
  
  MARK & HOWARD: HE'S LONESOME COWBOY BURT
  DON'T YOU GET HIS FEELINGS HURT
  
  JIMMY: COME ON IN THIS PLACE
  AN' I'LL BUY YOU A TASTE,
  N' YOU CAN SIT ON MY FACE
  WHERE'S MY WAITRESS?
  
  MARK & HOWARD: BURTRAM, BURTRAM REDNECK
  BURTRAM, BURTRAM REDNECK
  
  JIMMY: I'M AN AWFUL NICE GUY
  I SWEAT ALL DAY IN THE SUN
  I'M A ROOFER BY TRADE,
  QUITE A BUNDLE I'VE MADE,
  I'M A UNIONIZED ROOFIN' OLD
  SON-OF-A-GUN
  
  MARK & HOWARD: HE'S A UNIONIZED ROOFIN' OLD
  SON-OF-A-GUN
  
  JIMMY: WHEN I GET OFF, I GET PLASTERED
  I DRINK TILL I FALL ONNA FLOOR,
  FIND ME SOME COMMUNIST BASTARD
  'N' STOMP ON HIS FACE TILL HE DON'T
  MOVE NO MORE
  
  MARK & HOWARD: HE STOMPS ON HIS FACE TILL HE DON'T
  MOVE NO MORE
  
  JIMMY: I FUSS AN' I CUSS AN' I KEEP ON DRINKIN'
  TILL MY EYES PUFF UP AN' TURN RED
  I DROOL ON M' SHIRT
  I SEE IF HE'S HURT
  THEN I KICK HIM AGAIN IN THE HEAD, LET'S!
  
  EVERYBODY: KICK HIM AGAIN IN THE HEAD, BOYS!
  KICK HIM AGAIN IN THE HEAD, NOW!
  KICK HIM AGAIN IN THE HEAD!
  
  JIMMY: LONESOME COWBOY BURT
  (SPEAKIN' ATCHA!)
  COME SMELL MY FRING-Y SHIRT
  (REEKIN' ATCHA!)
  MY COWBOY PANTS,
  MY COWBOY DANCE,
  MY BOLD ADVANCE
  ON THIS
  HERE
  WAITRESS
  
  MARK & HOWARD: HE'S LONESOME COWBOY BURT
  DON'TCHA GET HIS FEELINGS HURT
  
  JIMMY: COME ON IN THIS PLACE
  AN' I'LL BUY YOU A TASTE
  N' YOU CAN SIT ON MY FACE
  WHERE'S MY WAITRESS
  OPAL, YOU HOT LITTLE BITCH!