High up above you, on the seventieth floor
  I'm washing brains for living
  Welcome to my clinic to get straightened-out
  My therapy makes your heart sing
  I'm always there if you need me
  It's all your traumas that feeds me
  
  If you can pay, well, then you will here me say
  
  What's the problem ? Tell me
  What's the problem ? Tell me
  What's the problem ?
  'Cos I'm here to solve it
  
  What's the problem ? Tell me
  What's the problem ? Tell me
  What's the problem ?
  I'm eager to solve it
  
  Got a special method to keep bizniz good
  I ain't gonna stop'til your last cent
  I turn you into a junkie just to make you come back
  You're gonna pray for my treatment
  
  Just swallow this little pill here
  And you could be Rambo or Shakespeare
  
  Give me a call and I'll cure you all
  
  What's the problem ? Tell me
  What's the problem ? Tell me
  What's the problem ?
  'Cos I'm here to solve it
  
  What's the problem ? Tell me
  What's the problem ? Tell me
  What's the problem ?
  I'm so, I'm so, I'm so eager...