When nobody knows she puts on secret clothes
  And lies in the meadow with her hands tied behind her back
  I won't refuse if you know how to use it
  Just stop playing that ugly drug music
  
  CHORUS:
  Thirteen steps lead down
  Thirteen steps lead down
  There's commoners and kings
  And everyone's a prisoner of
  Paper and glue
  And a decent pair of scissors
  So tonight I'm drinking to your health
  Because I just can't stand myself
  
  Thirteen steps lead down [4x]
  
  She stands and fails
  On fashion fingernails
  Her lovers have her walking 'round
  On instruments of torture
  And one of them is poisonous
  The other is a thief they say
  So what one could give to her
  The other cannot take away
  
  When nobody knows she puts on secret clothes
  And lies in her splendour for a picture opportunity
  Cover up that bruise, put on patent leather shoes
  Just stop playing that bad mood music
  
  CHORUS
  
  Thirteen steps lead down [4x]