You're a fine one, oh yes you are
  You're a fine one just like me
  And we're friends now, oh wouldn't you say?
  We've been friends now, oh haven't we?
  Stay at home tonight if you know what's good
  for you
  I can't say more it would be telling
  For if you don't what will become of you
  Just isn't worth any king's shilling
  I will answer when they make that call, pull
  upon this ragged uniform
  Up till now I know it's been your trade
  Spit and polish the potato parade
  Stay at home tonight if you know what's good
  for you
  I can't say more it would be telling
  For if you don't what will become of you
  Just isn't worth any king's shilling
  
  Please don't put your silly head in that pretty
  soldier's hat
  You've done your duty, that's enough of that
  
  I don't know if what I'm doing is right
  I don't know if you should be forgiving
  But for me it seems it means my life
  While for you it could just be a living
  Stay at home tonight if you know what's good
  for you
  I can't say more it would be telling
  For if you don't what will become of you
  Just isn't worth any king's shilling
  
  Please don't put your silly head in that British
  soldier's hat
  You've done your duty that's enough of that
  
  You're a fine one, oh yes you are
  You're a fine one, just like me