You say that you can and then you run to get your mummy
  And you're almost beaten to the punch
  Looking for the man who sold you the dummy
  And you're almost beaten to the punch
  Laughing at the older guys who say it's just as well
  Saved by the wedding bell
  Almost beaten to the punch
  You're looking for somebody new that you can knock around
  You are almost beaten to the punch
  If you've got a head for figures then you'd better count me out
  You were almost beaten to the punch
  You pulled the piece but you soon called it love
  You go hand in glove
  Almost beaten to the punch
  
  Your body speaks much louder than your voice
  You let it do the talking so I don't have any choice
  
  Now you find the younger guys are putting up resistance
  And you're almost beaten to the punch
  You better get out now because you'll never go the distance
  And you're almost beaten to the punch
  You'll find a girl and you'll promise her anything
  Even a wedding ring
  Almost beaten to the punch