EVERYONE STOPPED WHEN SHE WALKED INTO THE ROOM
  Isn't this the greatest thing
  Everyone own up but nobody could touch her
  Isn't this the greatest thing
  PUNCH THE CLOCK keep boxing clever
  You'll be young enough for ever
  Isn't this the greatest thing
  Isn't this THE GREATEST THING
  I heard some new confection
  Said we can't afford to feel affection
  And it's the lastest thing
  In and out of matrimony
  Never once removed the Sony
  'Cos it's a status thing
  So girls like that above described
  Are not to be so easily bribed
  With a white frock and a ring
  PUNCH THE CLOCK and in time you'll get pulled apart
  IF YOU'RE MARRIED ON PAPER AND NOT IN YOUR HEART
  But I won't be told that life with the one you love is sordid
  Just because some authority says you can't afford it
  Since nights were long and days were olden
  Woman to man has been beholden
  But since then times have been changing
  She sends back HIS TRIBUTE OF A ROSE
  And says this ring is better suited for the nose
  He's always fingering
  I PUNCH THE CLOCK and it's OK
  I KNOW A GIRL WHO TAKES MY BREATH AWAY
  And it's the greatest
  And it's the greatest thing