Muscle baby won't let go
  Weekend baby won't say no
  Is she an active beauty ?
  I should say so
  Wooden bones and pretty lashes
  Iodine for your baby's gashes
  Little tombs for your baby's ashes
  If something goes wrong
  
  Tiny steps almost real
  Tiny fingers you almost feel
  Make her walk or make her kneel
  Oh, she's almost human beneath that Cuban heel
  
  Who's that down at the bottom of the garden ?
  Who's that hiding underneath the sofa ?
  Who gets blamed whenever you're in trouble ?
  She's your friend and she's your double
  
  Tiny steps almost real
  Tiny fingers you almost feel
  Make her walk or make her kneel
  Oh, she's almost human beneath that Cuban heel
  
  Pretty little fashion face
  Pick anyone up off the shelf
  Though you say it's a disgrace
  You know you owe it to yourself
  You can even shop around
  Though you won't find any cheaper
  She's your baby now
  You can keep her
  
  Tiny steps almost real
  Tiny fingers you almost feel
  Make her walk or make her kneel
  Oh, she's almost human beneath that Cuban heel