I got a heart, I can't feel
  Those pretty fingers could never steel
  You've got a lightness in your way
  I swear is just politeness these days
  
  Canned laughter can't hide
  Our weak impressions of real life
  I make some gesture, you cheer
  Canned laughter is all I hear
  
  A pretty moon hangs like a light
  In some ridiculous lampoon of the sky
  And cute little pictures of you and I
  Illicit well cued swoons of delight
  
  Canned laughter can't hide
  Our weak impressions of real life
  I make some gesture, you cheer
  Canned laughter is all I hear
  
  Canned laughter is all I hear