I'm not a genius I'm more like a genie
  Granting girls wishes from a stone cold bikini yeah
  Sewing up ideas like delicious kisses
  I'll play with you mid but I won't do your dishes boy
  Say it again
  
  CHORUS:
  V.G.I. my philosophy
  V.G.I. is I'm a masterpiece
  V.G.I. I wear a scrunchie
  V.G.I. I'll say it again
  
  I say I say a intellectual genie
  I'm making bullshit disappear like a hou-fuckin-dini
  Turntables around with my smile bright and gleaming
  You think I'll take your order boy
  You must be fucking dreamin
  
  CHORUS
  
  Cuz I'm extra special and I'm burning bright
  I'm a UFO blazing through your starry night
  You try to shoot my down girl cuz you just don't understand
  That a woman like me can be master of my plan
  
  CHORUS
  
  I don't wanna say I want to
  I don't wanna say I don't
  Sometimes the secret is
  Sometimes the secret is
  yes yes yes yes
  
  CHORUS