Johnny could only sing one note
  And the note he sang was this:
  Ah
  
  Poor Johnny one note sang out with gusto
  And just overloaded the place
  Poor Johnny one note he yelled willy-nilly
  Until he was blue in the face
  For holding one not was his ace
  
  Couldn't hear the brass
  Couldn't hear the drum
  He was in a class
  By himself, by gum
  
  Poor Johnny one note got in Aida
  Indeed a great chance to be brave
  He took his one note
  Howled like the North Wind
  Brought forth wind that made critics rave
  While Verdi turned round in his grave!
  
  Couldn't hear the flute
  Or the big trombone
  Everyone was mute
  Johnny stood alone
  
  Sing Johnny one note
  Sing out with gusto and just overwhelm all the crowd
  
  Couldn't hear the flute
  Or the big trombone
  Everyone was mute
  Johnny stood alone
  
  Couldn't hear the brass
  Couldn't hear the drum
  He was in a class
  By himself, by gum
  
  Sing Johnny one note
  Sing out with gusto and just overwhelm all the crowd