Ever since I was a kid I never did fit in
  While all the other fish were learning how to swim
  I was dying
  To be a member of the tribe
  
  And when I went to school my head was in a cloud
  The teacher said, "you will never be allowed,
  So don?t try
  To be a member of the tribe"
  
  Now what can a square man do
  To fit in a big round world?
  If I am a hand and life is a glove
  I stick right out like a big sore thumb
  
  Why don?t you come over to see me sometime
  I do impersonations from saturday night live
  I?m dying
  To be a member of the tribe
  
  Now what can a square man do
  To fit in a big round world?
  Life might be a parade for some,
  But I stick out like a big bass drum
  
  I eat big macs and I watch mtv
  I?ve been a k mart shopper since 1983
  Cause I?m trying
  To be a member of the tribe