Late last night
  I was speaking with my wife
  When she turned into a momur
  Tried to put me uptight
  I said "you don?t scare me"
  Then she let out a scream
  That?s when my heart started jumpin?
  Like a broken t.v.
  
  She was a momur and it was just like I told ya?
  She said "you better watch out, I might bite a big hole in ya?"
  
  The very next morning
  I was watching cartoons
  When I thought I saw a momur
  It was you know who
  Well, she backed me in a corner
  Tried to kill me with a broom
  And shouted personal remarks
  From across the living room
  
  She was a momur and it was just like I told ya?
  She said "you better watch out, I might bite a big hole in ya?"
  
  Late last night
  I was speaking with my wife again
  When she turned into a momur again
  Tried to put me uptight again
  She took me favorite guitar
  And she smashed it on the floor
  When she danced around on top of it,
  I thought I might get sore
  
  She was momur