Testosterone in large amounts
  Your little sister just kicked out of
  God you can't shave your head
  Come to the show
  The boys rock harder
  Your mother lent you her slip
  She lent you her bright red lipstick
  And your shoes are hurting your back
  But boy don't you look gorgeous
  
  You look gorgeous
  You look gorgeous
  You look gorgeous
  How you look gorgeous
  
  This is but an observation
  You put a bullet in your foot
  You make it hard for us bitches, inconsequential in your back bends
  And your taste in men leaves something to de desired
  You love them to be aloof and self obsessed
  They love you in your mini dress
  
  You are looking gorgeous
  You're looking gorgeous
  You're looking gorgeous
  How you look gorgeous
  *harmonica*
  
  When your voice is raised above a certain level
  I'm afraid you must go to the ladies room
  I left your competence in curlers
  
  You look gorgeous
  You look gorgeous
  You're looking gorgeous
  How you look gorgeous.