Do you have the time
  To listen to me whine?
  About nothing and everything
  All at once.
  I am one of those
  Melodramatic fools
  Neurotic to the bone
  No doubt about it
  
  Chorus:
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
  It all keeps adding up
  I think I'm crackin up
  Am I just paranoid?
  Or am I just stoned
  
  I went to a shrink
  To analyze my dreams
  She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
  I went to a whore
  She said my life's a bore
  So quit my whining cause it's bringing her down
  
  Chorus:
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
  It all keeps adding up
  I think I'm crackin up
  Am I just paranoid?
  Yeh yeh yeh!
  
  Grasping to control
  So I better hold on
  
  Chorus:
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
  It all keeps adding up
  I think I'm crackin up
  Am I just paranoid?
  Am I just stoned?