Today's uhh... August 4th, 1982
  I'm really bored 'n
  W...There was some dead animals that we played with
  There was a weed-whacker we stole two of them
  Uh...The cop car was on fire
  My friend Scott, he was running and he uhh slipped on a twinkie
  And his nose was covered with blood
  Ah...The security helicopter shot a spotlight
  See 'cause somebody pulled their pants d...