I thought I heard a chainsaw
  Runnin' late last night
  Woke up this mornin'
  And I knew I was right
  I got the cut in half blues
  Well the last thing I saw
  Was that big long saw
  I got the cut in half blues
  
  I knew we were in trouble
  I knew she'd lost here head
  When she started bringin'
  All those powertools to bed
  
  I got the cut in half blues
  Well the last thing I saw
  Was that big long saw
  I got the cut in half blues
  
  (melodic mumbling)
  
  I'm laying in my grave
  All I do is grunt
  'Cause the undertaker got all confused
  And put my ass in the front
  
  I got the cut in half blues
  Well the last thing I saw
  Was that big long saw
  I got the cut in half blues
  
  Ah na na na na na...
  Ahhhhhh........
  
  The last thing I saw was that big long saw
  I got the cut in half blues
  Awww!