I'm standin right here with a beer in my hand
  and my mouth is full of sand and I don't understand
  big fat fingers pointin' into my face
  tellin me to get busy cleanin' up this place
  fourteen days I've been sleepin in a barn
  better get a paycheck tattooed on my arm
  whistlin' dixie with the dixie cup filled
  with the barbecue sauce and the dental floss chill
  I got bent like a wet cigarette
  and she's comin after me with a butterfly net
  ridin on a bloodhound ringin a bell
  black cat wrapped in the road map to hell
  pencil on my leg and I'm tryin not to beg
  takin' turns bakin worms with the bacon and eggs
  now they got me in a bird cage flappin' my jaw
  like a pretzel in the stars just waitin' to fall
  so give me what I got to get so I can go
  cuz I ain't washin dishes in the ditch no more
  
  cuz I ain't gonna work for no soul-suckin jerk
  I'm gonna take it all back and I ain't sayin jack
  cuz I ain't gonna work for no soul-suckin jerk
  I'm gonna take it all back and I ain't sayin jack
  
  you know it
  that's right
  rockin the town like a moldy crouton
  flyin' through the air with breeze
  
  I got a job makin money for the man
  throwin' chicken in the bucket with the soda pop can
  puke green uniform on my back
  I had to set it on fire in a vat of chicken fat
  I leaped on the counter like a bird with no hair
  runnin' through the mini-mall in my underwear
  I got lost downtown, couldn't find a ride home
  sun went down, I got frozen to the bone
  'til a hooker let me share her fake fur coat
  as I took a little nap the cops picked up us both
  I tried to explain I was only tryin' to get warm
  I knew I never ever should have burnt my uniform
  he said, "too bad better bite the bullet hard son."
  I didn't have no teeth so I stole his gun
  and I crawled out the window with my shadow on a spoon
  dancin' on the roof, shootin' holes in the moon