I have a dream about a lazy river
  after a drink or two
  I see myself in the water like a mirror
  but I don't see you
  
  so I'll meet you at the royal infirmary
  we can be together have some fun
  at the royal infirmary
  maybe we can get along
  
  I had a dream about a bad connection
  I just couldn't get through
  I left a message with the operator
  a time to place a rendez vous
  
  I'll meet you at the royal infirmary
  we can be together have some fun
  at the royal infirmary
  maybe we can get along
  
  we'll be dancing and singing
  practise mudslinging
  and when things get scary
  we'll say three hail marys
  drink till the morning then
  off with the fairies
  
  I'll meet you at the royal infirmary
  we can be together have some fun
  at the royal infirmary
  maybe we can get along