What time should i pick you up tonight
  to make me seem more selectable
  What kind of flowers should i bring your mother
  to make me seem more delectable
  
  I got no problem with family events
  I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents
  I'll do anything you ask
  no matter the task
  My whole purpose on earth
  is just to
  Kiss your ass
  
  What kind of drugs should I take tonight
  to make me seem like I'm introverted
  What kind of porn mags should I bring your brother
  to make me seem like I'm still perverted
  
  I got no problem with family events
  I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents
  I'll do anything you ask
  no matter the task
  My whole purpose on earth
  is just to
  Kiss your ass
  
  Teach me something I don't know
  But I swear I'll be something someday
  I strain my ears listnin too hard to what you say
  How many times should I cruise your block
  on my tiny red tricycle
  Screaming your name sweet heart in vain
  This love stew has got me in a pickle
  
  I got no problem with family events
  I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents
  I'll do anything you ask
  no matter the task
  You're just the directory baby
  I'm the cast
  You'll be promiscuous
  And I'll be chaste
  cuz my whole purpose on earth
  My whole purpose on earth
  My whole purpose on earth
  My whole purpose on earth
  My whole purpose on earth
  is just to kiss your ass