Played a part of Joe D'maggio
  oh where'd that horse and carriage go?
  In the castle I'll build for you
  on an island meant just for two
  would it be just stuck around
  what if all that's lost was found
  what if I could be, the only one that she'd ever dream of
    If I were some movie star
  with some big expensive car
  at some big first night premiere
  with Ben Affleck and Richard Gere
  would you give me just one look
  if I wrote some obscure book
  would you give me just one chance
  in some other circumstance
    Someone like me, deserves someone like you
  lalalalalalalala
    Played a part of Joe D'maggio
  oh where'd that horse and carriage go?
  In the castle I'll build for you
  on an island meant just for two
  would it be just stuck around
  what if all that's lost was found
  what if I could be, the only one that she'd ever dream of
    If I was the great Houdini
  granting wishes like a geni
  If I were some big tough guy
  who went to Mars and made you cry
  told you lie couse they say
  nice guys will lose anyway
  In some other circumstance
  would you give me just one chance?
    Someone like me, deserves someone like you
  lalalalalalalala
    Played a part of Joe D'maggio
  oh where'd that horse and carriage go?
  Or the castle I'll build for you
  on an island meant just for two
  would it be just stuck around
  what if all that's lost was found
  what if I could be, the only one that she'd ever dream of
    What if I (What if I was the only one)
  what if I was the only one
  If I were a super hero
  a good fella like De'niro
  if I could face all my fears
  and dated girls like Britney Spears
  wore black leather on a Harley
  in Jamaica like Bob Marley
  in some other circumstance
  would you give me just one chance?
    Played a part of Joe D'maggio
  oh where'd that horse and carriage go?
  Or the castle I'll build for you
  on an island meant just for two
  would it be just stuck around
  what if all that's lost was found
  what if I could be, the only one that she'd ever dream of
    Played a part of Joe D'maggio
  oh where'd that horse and carriage go?
  Or the castle I'll build for you
  on an island meant just for two
  would it be just stuck around
  what if all that's lost was found
  what if I could be, the only one that she'd ever dream of