It's hard being a man
  living in a garbage pail
  My landlady called me up, ooohhh
  she tried to hit me with a mop
  
  I can't stand it anymore more
  I can't stand it anymore more, oh
  I can't stand it anymore more
  
  But if Candy would just come back
  it'd be all right
  Yeah, if Candy would just come back
  it would be all right, come on baby
  
  I live with thirteen dead cats
  a purple dog that wears spats
  They're all out livin' in the hall
  and I can't stand it anymore
  
  I can't stand it anymore more
  I can't stand it anymore more
  I can't stand it anymore more
  
  But if Candy would just come back
  it'd be all right
  Ooohhh, if Candy would just come back
  it would be all right, be all right now
  
  Ah, come on baby
  
  I'm tired of living all alone
  yeah, nobody ever calls me on the phone
  But when, ah, things start getting bad, ah
  I just play my music louder
  
  I can't stand it anymore more
  I can't stand it anymore more
  I can't stand it anymore more
  I can't stand it, I can't stand it, oh
  I can't stand it, I can't stand it
  I can't stand it, I can't stand it, no
  I can't stand it, I can't stand it, oh
  I can't stand it, I can't stand it
  I can't stand it, I can't stand it
  I can't stand it, I can't stand it
  I can't stand it, I can't stand it