Want To Be Your Mother's Son-In-Law
  (You don't have to have a hanker
  To be a broker or a banker;
  No, sirree, just live to be
  My mother's son-in-law!
  
  Needn't even think of tryin',
  To be a mighty social lion
  Sippin' tea, if you will be,
  My mama's son-in-law!
  
  Ain't got the least desire
  To set the world on fire;
  Just wish you'd make it proper,
  To call my old man papa!
  
  You don't have to sing like Bledsoe,
  You can tell the world I said so,
  Can't you see you got to be,
  My mother's son-in-law!
  
  You don't have to sing like Bledsoe,
  You can tell the world I said so,
  Can't you see you've got to be,
  My mama's son-in-law!