You play the songs that I wrote
  You think the thoughts I thought
  It don't make you no brother!
  
  Because you sleep in my room
  Doesn't mean I don't care
  When you talk to my lover!
  
  Come on and dance with me
  Cheat me and set me free
  Come on and dance with me
  You're such a Phat Monkey
  Phat Monkey - yeah!!
  
  I hate the jokes that you tell
  I even hate your face
  Don't try sitting in my chair!
  
  You meet the girl that I love
  You're such a funny man
  Don't forget I am still there!
  
  Come on and dance with me
  Cheat me and set me free
  Come on and dance with me
  You're such a Phat Monkey
  Phat Monkey - yeah!!
  
  You are the copy that sells
  You are the baddest dream
  Keep your hands off my lady!
  
  'Cause I'm the fire that burns you
  Just be sure you know
  I will fight for my baby!
  
  Come on and dance with me
  Cheat me and set me free
  Come on and dance with me
  You're such a Phat Monkey
  Phat Monkey - yeah!!
  
  Come on and dance with me
  Cheat me and set me free
  Come on and dance with me
  You're such a Phat Monkey
  Phat Monkey - yeah!!