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  El Capitan
  
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  El Capitan
  
  I've been rockin' Since the 1900s
  A microphone And two 1200s
  What what what Back in the day
  You used to F*** with Alizania
  I would kick itWith the liquor from
  Kingston JA In the morning
  You'd be cool though Makin' me Menudo
  Pissin' out your cool-o Got to act the fool-o
  I like it on ice with Coca-Cola I sip it from LA to Capitola Watchin' for the rollers
  Pull over to the shoulders Should have started drinkin' When I was much older
  Some like gin Some like tonic
  I like the captain with The half ounce of chronic
  
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  Ooh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
  
  El Capitan
  
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  El Capitan
  
  One night in the summer 'Bout two months back
  Went out on the town Without a plan of attack
  Heinekin shots of 151 With a bottle of what
  We call El Capitan Now what happened that night
  You can't quite recall (Huh) Fact is boy
  You can't remember at all (What?)
  You woke up in the mornin' With a spinning head
  And a teenage girl Lyin' next to you in bed
  You kicked her out and Then you slammed the door Tried to forget About the night before
  A month goes by You can't remember the date
  The girl's at your door sayin' "Boy I'm late"
  That's what you get For out-playin' the ho
  And now you got a kid With a girl you don't know
  The first thing you thought When she dropped the bomb Shouldn't have been F***in' with El Capitan
  
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  El Capitan
  
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  El Capitan
  
  Now drop the Chalupa Pick up the mic
  And let the party people Know just what you like
  Well it comes from Puerto Rico So you know that I be diggin' it And if the bottle's empty then
  You know that I been swiggin' it Hittin' it
  And now the party's legit Heinas getting licked
  Shakin' the booties and tits We the OPM clique
  And that's how we roll Now get some education
  From my man Shakey-Lo Now Captain Morgan
  Was a pirate dude He used to jack motherf***ers
  And act real rude As a real live person
  He wasn't much fun But he sure made
  A good-as* bottle of rum
  
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  El Capitan
  
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  El Capitan