[Intro: Andre 3000]
  My name is Cupid Valentino, the modern day Cupid
  And I just want to say one thing
  
  [Verse 1: Andre 3000]
  Happy Valentine's Day
  Every day the 14th!
  I don't think y'all heard me!
  I just wanna say Happy Valentine's Day!
  Every day the 14th!
  Can y'all dig that?
  Now when arrows don't penetrate, see
  Cupid grabs the pistol (Uh, yeah, now, now lookie here!)
  And he shoots straight for your heart
  And when he won't miss you!
  That's alright 'cause y'all won't believe in me anyways
  But..
  
  [Hook: Joi & "Skreechy Peachy" (Andre 3000)]
  Ya won't believe in me, but you would fancy
  leprechauns or groundhogs
  No thank you, Easter Bunny!
  (There's all this talk about Santa Claus, but see
  love will rule reign supreme)
  
  [Verse 2: Andre 3000]
  Happy Valentine's Day
  Every day the 14th! (You got it!)
  When Cupid knocks at your door
  You can't ignore me!
  There's no need to run!
  So, Happy Valentine's Day (Hey!)
  Every day the 14th!
  I may have it all wrong, see
  If you know what loves mean, well
  Well, somebody tell me!
  'Cuz they just don't believe in me!
  
  [Hook: Joi & "Skreechy Peachy" (Andre 3000)]
  Ya' won't believe in me, but you would fancy
  leprechauns or groundhogs
  No thank you, Easter Bunny!
  (There's so much fuss about Santa Claus, but see
  Cupid will not be defeated!)
  
  [Verse 3: Andre 3000]
  Happy Valentine's Day
  Every day the 14th!
  Now I know your hearts have grown cold
  And that bothers me
  Now I understand 'cause I use to be a bad boy in my day
  I know you're trying to protect your lil' feelings
  but you can't run away
  Oooh ooh!
  
  [Hook: Joi & "Skreechy Peachy" (Andre 3000)]
  Ya' won't believe in me, but you would fancy..
  (Hey! Don't you supposed to be some kind of player or something?)
  Bunny!
  
  [Talking: Andre 3000]
  Well keep on runnin', player
  'Cause I got my good shoes on
  And I got 'em tied up tight
  So, you're going to find out tonightttttttttt!
  
  [Verse 4: Andre 3000]
  Got a sweet lil' darling back in my corner
  Below I know I love her, but act like I don't want her
  Surrounded by the lonely, but yet feel like a loner
  Could be an organ donor
  The way I give up my heart, but
  Never know because – shit, I never tell her!
  Ask me about my feelings I'd holla' that it's irrela'
  I don't get myself caught up in the Jello gella'
  And puddin' pops, that others opt to call falling in love, but
  For the record, have you ever rode a horse?
  Would I like for you to take me to Pluto?
  I said, "Of course!"
  But if you ain't a sweety indeedy, I won't endorse
  Hans Solo till I'm hit by the bullet, so may the force
  Be with you, and I'll hit you when better time permits
  For now, give me examples of why you're the shit!
  But how am I to know with the profession that I'm in?
  And if you do not know me, then how could you be my friend?
  
  [Chorus: Andre 3000, Joi, and "Skreechy Peachy"]
  Happy Valentine's, Happy Valentine's
  Happy Valentine's Day, Happy Valentine's Day
  
  [Continue Chorus until fade]