I was backstage
  Couldn't believe my luck was in
  I saw him approach
  wearing the most approachable grin
  When he said "Hello" I was surprised
  He spoke so politely
  I said I'd liked the show
  Well, he just smiled
  I guess it happens nightly and so
  I fell in love
  
  We went to his room
  He had a video camera
  I was so nervous
  I had to try hard not to stammer
  He said "I'm glad you liked the show.
  That crowd was dope out there tonight"
  "Alright"
  "You wanna see some more?
  Well, be my guest
  You can have a private performance.
  I'd fallen in love"
  
  I didn't ask why
  though he seemed like such a regular guy
  He said we could be secret lovers
  just him and me
  then he joked, "Hey man
  you're name isn't Stan, is it?
  We should be together"
  And he was passionate
  I guess I would rate
  him a nine out of ten
  I'd fallen in love
  
  When I've asked
  why have I heard I so much
  about him being charged
  with homophobia and stuff
  he just shrugged
  
  Next morning we woke (secret lovers)
  He couldn't have been a nicer bloke
  All the breakfast made jokes
  about Dre and his homies and folks
  Neither of us asked if or when
  we would see each other again
  But I thought that was cool
  'cause I was all-
  ready late for school
  By then
  I'd fallen in love