Darling, you were wonderful, you really were quite good
  I enjoyed that, though, of course, no one understood
  A word of what was going on, they didn't have a clue
  They couldn't understand your sense of humour like I do
  
  You're much too kind
  I smiled with murder on my mind
  
  Yesterday, when I was mad
  And quite prepared to give up everything
  Admitting, I don't believe
  In anyone's sincerity, and that's what's really got to me
  
  You have a certain quality, which really is unique
  Expressionless, such irony, although your voice is weak
  It doesn't really matter 'cause the music is so loud
  Of course it's all on tape, but no one will find out
  
  You hated me too
  But not as much as I hated you
  
  Yesterday, when I was mad
  And quite prepared to give up everything
  Admitting, I don't believe
  In anyone's sincerity, and that's what's really got to me
  
  Then, when I was lonely
  I thought again
  And changed my mind
  
  Then we posed for pictures with the competition winners
  And argued about the hotel rooms, and where to go for dinner
  And someone said: "It's fabulous you're still around today,
  You've both made such a little go a very long way"
  
  Yesterday, when I was mad
  And quite prepared to give up everything
  Admitting, I don't believe
  In anyone's sincerity, and that's what's really got to me
  
  Yesterday, when I was mad
  And quite prepared to give up everything
  Admitting, I don't believe
  In anyone's sincerity, and that's what's really got to me
  
  Then, when I was lonely
  I thought again
  And changed my mind