The world’s greatest mystery
  Is love between the woman and the man
  Some guys are Romeos
  Others simply do the best they can
  
  I’m just your average, ordinary Joe
  Tryin’ to learn things I never knew I had to know
  
  What’s a man supposed to do
  I don’t get no kick from nine to five
  And I’m not a man who thinks it’s true
  It’s a woman’s place to keep a love alive
  I’ve watched enough daytime TV
  To know my baby’s needs
  But sometimes I swear that’s she’s impossible to please
  She says
  
  You give me all that I want of your money, baby
  But you never take me dancing
  
  I really think I do a lot to show
  How I feel about her in my way
  Roses on our anniversary
  Candlelight and me on her birthday
  Just when I thought that I had it all worked out
  Now she says I still don’t know what it’s all about
  She says
  
  You give me all that I want of your money, baby
  But you never take me dancing
  You give me sweet little talk, call me honey, baby
  Bu you never take me dancing
  I’m just your average, ordinary Joe
  Tryin’ to learn things I never knew I had to know
  
  Chorus out