Clowns are neato clowns are fun
  Clowns are loved by everyone
  Cops n' commies even fags
  Everybody loves a gag
  Clowns everywhere are freakin' out
  In parades they scream n' shout
  They're sad as hell, and they're singin' the blues
  Cause no one laughs at their great big shoes
  Here's some clowns we really love: Bozo, Scoopy, Rusty Nails
  Here's a clown we really hate: Ronald McDonald
  ( He's only in it for the burgers )
  I saw a clown in the mall today
  My brother cried and he ran away
  They get no respect, aren't served in bars
  No matter how many friends they can fit in their cars
  The other day I was drivin' around in the clown
  Mobile with 17 of my friends towin'
  The ferris wheel in the back and this cop pulls me over and says,
  "Where ya goin' Bozo?"
  I said, "I'm not Bozo. I sure wish I was, though.
  The man's a friggin' genius."
  Clowns are forced to take jobs across the nation
  Below the level of their education
  It's hard as hell to make ends meet
  With a painted face and gigantic feet
  Yesterday I was sittin' in a bar havin' a drink and this clown walks in and says,
  "Bartender, give me a tree fort."
  The bartender looks at him and says,
  "What's in a tree fort?"
  "Playboy books and cigars."
  Last verse same as the first Acapulco version, ten times worse